March 2012
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NOW I GETS A THIRD OFF MY VAPE?!
I love being an ENT. Now where’s my card.
February 2012
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German lesson - Intimidating things to shout which...
krankenschwester - Nurse
Seriously, shout that shit with the heaviest most urgent accent you can. KRAKENSCHWESTER!
Had this brain wave after talking to some friends last night and being told German was scary, harsh language and then saw a thread on reddit about it today.
Maybe they’re right, but a krankenwagen (ambulance) is perhaps the greatest word ever. Sounds like some kind of party...
I'm so clever
Now why can’t I sort my own spending out?
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"Hereford, Hereford, Hereford. Jeremy Cook,... →
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Return of the Anon
This should be fun.
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Anonymous asked: He can do better anyway. HA
Whoops
I fucked up my very nice relationship.
Now I await getting dumped.
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OH MY
SO I CAN GET MY MAGIC FLIGHT BOX VAPE FOR £66.28?!
I LOVE THE EXCHANGE RATE.
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You know what's pathetic?
Useless, boring, immature people whom I trusted, turning on me and using my past issues with drugs and bulimia publicly, and naming me all over the internet, as some kind of negative thing, to get higher ground over me.
I am a better person with all my past than you can EVER hope to be.
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Quit my job
Last night my boss blamed/guilted me for (in no particular order)
Him working whilst his father was dying in hospital
Having to cook the area manager dinner
Letting two members of temporary Christmas staff go
His diabetes
Destroying morale in work
Not being able to see his friend for lunch
I work four hours a week in a bar whilst at university. Quitting feels good man.
Fuck it, I'm going to get so fucking wankered that...
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Love/hate relationship with tumblr.
I love to view all these lovely photos and share them.
But I hate the fact I can see people hiding behind “anonymous” giving out abuse. It’s pathetic to watch.
Boo you tumblr.
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